MILITARY BUMPER STICKERS

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"





"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"





"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"





"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."





"U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."





"U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"





"Stop Global Whining"





Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.





"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"





"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"





"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"





"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"





"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"





"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"





"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"





"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"





"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"





"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"





"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"





"If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank a Veteran"





"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem.













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