YES! SHARIA LAW EXTENDS TO VEGETABLES!

Nature has created these Al-Qaeda heart attack vegetables! And probably a death sentence to any vendor selling these.


An AP item about Sunni rebels fighting against al Qaeda in Iraq describes the situation in parts of the country:

American commanders cite…that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders.

What about carrots?

(Like with much sharia law, which stems from the ignorance of the 14th century, the Al Qaeda enforcers do not know that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable.

Of course, if two cucumbers are touching inappropriately, then you’d really better watch out. Gay means death under Sharia law!



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