FARSI KAYHAN OCTOBER 2008

An example of islamic iran's MSM (Main Stream Media)

Here are some translations of the Headings: (editorial comments in brackets)

Left top corner: Size increasing breast implant surgery for "butt-ugly" Bassiji (Supression Forces) sisters as an appearance improvement are without objection (permitted).

Above the soccer photo: the national team has several members who have not been circumcized.

Below that: "Hassan the bald" and "Reza the pigeon flier" are not among the Senior Clergy.

Below that: May the Festival of Blood be celebrated joyously by all believers

Right hand top corner: Retirees, while receiving their pay, who do not send up praises to Mohammad will be identified.

Above Headline: (idiot) Ahmadi-Nejad, in describing the progress of the islamic country (boastfully) says that:

HEADLINE: In the days of the traitorous Shah (1979!) not one person (in Iran) had access to the Internet or to a mobile phone. (What a turd).

Lower MIddle: Dream interpretation will be broadcast from national wireless neworks.