Obama: " We weren't as shovel ready as we thought" - but will get there in my second term
I am the the Messiah (self-appointed )- ooops, NARCISSIST Islamic Caliph-in-waiting
I hope this reaches the catcher!
I'm so great when I'm told what to do. I've almost destroyed the American and global economies!
See how great I am? I've got more people onto food stamps than any other President. They use them and help grow the economy!
At least I've got the gays on my side