HERE'S A CHUCKLE AND SMILE

Lay Off Letter



Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp!

You can't be any fairer than this leader...



Dear Employees:



As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.



So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.



I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."



Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

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I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.



I had to press 1 for English.



I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......



Folks, we're screwed .

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There was a knock on the door this Sunday morning.



I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:



"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."



So I said "Come in and sit down."



I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"



He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

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