Apart from the roadblocks Obama repeatedly places in getting at our OWN oil and natural gas reserves, sending BILLIONS and BILLIONS to his Middle East buddies and America's ENEMIES, cutey-cat Garfield has offered the real reason:
GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And.....Texas
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Our dipsticks (dipshits?) are located in Washington DC
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Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.
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