HERE'S A CHUCKLE AND SMILE

Lay Off Letter



Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp!

You can't be any fairer than this leader...



Dear Employees:



As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.



So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.



I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.



Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."



Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

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I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.



I had to press 1 for English.



I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......



Folks, we're screwed .

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There was a knock on the door this Sunday morning.



I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:



"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."



So I said "Come in and sit down."



I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"



He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

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LITTLE JOHNNY ADOPTS THE OBAMA METHOD

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their

weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive

salesmanship.



Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30” she said

proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and

I credit that approach for my obvious success.”



“Very good” said the teacher.



Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I

explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”



“Very good, Jenny” said the teacher..



Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath .....



Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of

cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467” he said.



“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

Toothbrushes” said Little Johnny.



“Toothbrushes” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough

tooth brushes to make that much money?”



“I found the busiest corner in town” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip &

Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”



They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!”



Then I would say, “It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush?



I used the President Obama method of giving you something shitty, dressing it up so it

looks good, telling you it’s free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”

  

Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart...

THE REAL SARAH PALIN 2008 - STRONGER & BETTER FOR 2012

http://alanpetersroundup.blogspot.com/2011/08/sarah-palin-analysis-august-10-2008.html

OBAMA IS OUR PAIN!

SOLUTION IS OUR PALIN!

IRAN CONSOLIDATING NUCLEAR RESEARCH SITES

http://terrornewsbriefs.blogspot.com/2011/08/iran-consolidating-nuclear-research.html









PEEING SOLDIER AND HIS SUPREME LEADER



2012 ELECTION WILL BE "ANYTHING BUT OBAMA"

With this kind of "wave" election in the making with even ardent Obamabots (supporters) losing confidence in his mental capacity to do anything but talk and even his talk now rings hollow, the main factor will be charisma. He has lost his.



With this in mind there is only one (stilll undeclared) opponent who fills that profile! Sarah Palin.

Obama rejects our PAIN

Obama IS our PAIN

SOLUTION is our PALIN

AL QAEDA SEIZING EGYPT'S SINAI AS A HOMELAND - SINAI ISLAMIC EMIRATE

Marxists-Islamist Obama's Moslem Brotherhood allies and buddies suppressing Egyptians worse than Mubarak! Without Jesus' plea for forgiveness for those harming him, unforgiveable, clueless Obama does not know what he is doing! To America and to the world!



Egypt update: Mubarak and the Sinai Islamic Emirate





Caged Mubarak: (photo omitted)



Many Egyptians do not want to see the mobs dictating this kind of humiliation. - One of the things that makes Egyptians who they are, the descendants of a great civilization, is precisely that, civilized people NOT nomads and goat herders.



No wonder, unlike the world’s popular misconception, educated Egyptians do not consider themselves Arabs.



The bloodthirsty Islamists are about to officially take over and the Army is doing nothing to prevent it, a very bad combination indeed.



As happened in ‘79 Iran, the Egyptian military high command WILL BE EXECUTED en masse if history repeats itself.



From Cairo by phone and from the Egyptian papers:



The latest that nobody writes about in the Western Media is that “black flags” are seen in the Sinai, the Shiites, Hamas and Hezboallah bastards are attacking Christians, natural gas pumping stations, police and army posts in Northern and Central Sinai. They are calling for secession of The Sinai as an Islamic Emirate and abrogating the peace treaty with Israel.



The military sent 50 APCs (armored personnel carriers)  with Special Forces to dislodge the bastards and defend Egypt’s sovereignty. There is talk about sending armored brigades and warplanes. This is being discussed with Israel because of the peace treaty.



In the URL below, a picture is worth a thousand words. It is the picture of a pick-up truck flying a black flag and a face-covered terrorist with the infamous Palestinian checkered Kaffeya! They claim they are “al Qaeda in Sinai” and Egyptians are wondering why the Salafist murderers, who are courting the Egyptian people before the election in the fall, are so quiet.



You don’t need to read Arabic to “understand” what the picture in Zwade, Sinai means to Egyptians, the Middle East and the world. Here is the link to the Egyptian paper:



http://www.masrawy.com/News/Egypt/Politics/2011/august/2/sinai.aspx



I think I told you in one of my updates about the “plan” of giving land in Northern Sinai to the Gazans and get an equivalent piece in the Western Negev Desert as compensation.



Guess what? They now want ALL of the Sinai. You give an inch they take a peninsula.



Hat Tip Lucy

HAWAII JUDGE ISSUES SHOW CAUSE ORDER TO COMPEL!

Attorney Taitz at Hawaii Department of Health: Denied Access;



Files Motion for Emergency Order to Show Cause and to Compel Attendance...

Magistrate Judge Richard L. Puglisi



Orly Updates: Attorney Orly Taitz now at the Hawaii Department of Health; The Taitz v. Ruemmler FOIA Complaint related to Obama's birth certificate and social security number now docketed and assigned to Chief Judge Royce Lambert.



Check back for more updates on attorney Orly Taitz's quest to inspect Obama's nonexistent 1961 birth certificate, not on file at the HDOH. It is said that Taitz was handed a denial letter and she is now headed to the federal courthouse in Hawaii.



Just filed: 08/08/2011 1 (Proposed) Order on Ex Parte Emergency MOTION for Emergency Order to Show Cause and to Compel Attendance for Production of Documents and for Attorneys' Fees and Costs - by Plaintiff Orly Taitz.



(Attachments: # 1 Emergency Ex Parte Motion for Emergency Order to Show Cause and to Compel Attendance for Production of Documents and for Attorneys' Fees and Costs, # 2 Exhibit A, # 3 Exhibit B, # 4 Exhibit C)(emt, ) (Additional attachment(s) added on 8/8/2011: # 5 Exhibit D) (emt, ). (Entered: 08/08/2011)



08/08/2011 2 Filing fee: $ 39, receipt number HI000664 re 1 Ex Parte Emergency MOTION. (emt, ) (Entered: 08/08/2011)



08/08/2011 3 NOTICE of Hearing on 1 MOTION to Compel is set for 9/14/2011 at 10:00 AM in Courtroom 6 before JUDGE RICHARD L. PUGLISI. Plaintiff to provide notice of the hearing to Loretta Fuddy, Health Department, State of Hawaii. HERE and HERE



Dr. Jerome Corsi: Orly Taitz update -- just spoke to Orly -- Hawaii DOH refused to release birth certificate information on privacy grounds. Orly returned to federal court. District Court judge issued a show-cause hearing for Sept. 14 in Hawaii, demanding head of Hawaii DOH be present in court to argue why subpoena should not be complied with.



Orly very upbeat -- feels getting court date for a hearing is a major breakthrough.



NEW: Attorney Orly Taitz: Today, as expected, Loretta Fuddy, director of health, continued stonewalling claiming privacy. See attached, scanned filed motion for order to show cause



Motion was accepted by the US District Court in HI and was assigned to the chief judge Susan Oke Moulvanney and magistrate Richard Puglisi.



FULL ARTICLE, links, pictures of documents AND MORE



http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2011/08/orly-update-attorney-taitz-now-at.html